Dinner Table Conversation:
Dad: Did you hear about the outbreak of Salmonella over Cantaloupes
Mom: Yes. I heard a couple people have died.
Lillie: Is that why you havent been buying Cantaloupes?
Emma: How did that happen?
Mom: They got contaminated
Emma: How did they get contaminated?
Holly: Duh.. By the HORNS
Everyone: (look of confusion)
Mom: Oh! Not Antelopes. CANtaloupe.
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